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Aug 10, 2005  9:50 PM 1

OK, now I know your reaction right now is along the lines of, well, WTF?
I was given this VCD movie by a local friend who wanted me to check it out and it's hard to find out much about it. No imdb mention so looking it up is difficult too. Apparently it's a German made and it has spanish subtitles, which helps me none. So I couldn't understand a word of it, not that it's important since it's just weird and creepy porn.
What you get here is your classic everyday porn with one huge exception. A woman dressed as the absolute ugliest E.T. the extra terrestrial I've ever seen. They took an E.T. mask and put that on her head, threw on some goofy alien feet, and covered the rest of her body in various shades of poop brown liquid latex. Well not all over her body. They left her mouth, nipples, and crotch exposed for obvious reasons. The way the latex had dried on her body is quite repulsive as well as it forms unpleasent wrinkles on what I'm sure is otherwise nice soft flesh.
Anyways E.T. lands on Earth, apparently around the early 1900's, judging by the dress styles, and joins a small group of lusty men and women through a series of sometimes erotic, but more often than not, grotesque orgies. That's basically it.
While some of this is enjoyable in the porn sense, any scene with E.T. warrants the fast forward button on the remote, which coincedentally, is exactly what my friend warned me. But if you want to see E.T. giving head or taking it in the backside, I guess you'll want to check this out. Here's a couple screenshots. I purposly pixelated out the fun parts to keep ImageShack happy.







http://tracker.zaerc.com/torrents-details.php?id=3266


WTF?

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Aug 12, 2005  12:45 AM 2

Dude, WTF?

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Aug 13, 2005  8:10 PM 3

Originally posted by GoldfishLegs
Dude, WTF?



Sometimes that's all that needs to be said.

Oddly enough on further research there's also another one featuring a "male" E.T.

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Aug 23, 2005  9:19 PM 4

That is one of the scariest things I've ever seen!

I agree - the only word to describe it is WTF.

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