I just had to post this cartoon!!

I can't believe this subject has made 3 pages!

Originally posted by taniia1 I can't believe this subject has made 3 pages!

Tell me about it!

The absolute WORST is when a man can chase himself out of the house. My dad was like that. We would all run out as soon as we saw that self-satsfied smirk.

My mother swore up and down she was going to sell him as a chemical weapon.

It seems to be a thing that attacks the males in my family. We don't allow more than two together at a time. We would die from the fumes.

Originally posted by Sylvia72 I just had to post this cartoon!!

*laughing VERY hard*
My husband lines "I stepped on a duck..DAMN DUCKS!"...*shaking head* I think i am giving out more info that may be needed..LOL..
Yes, & it is quite sad how many posts this topic has made *lol*

Originally posted by Valley*Girl *laughing VERY hard* My husband lines "I stepped on a duck..DAMN DUCKS!"...*shaking head* I think i am giving out more info that may be needed..LOL.. Yes, & it is quite sad how many posts this topic has made *lol*

My husband likes to tell the kids that there is an elephant running under the chair! (must be a mighty small elephant )

Another thing he likes to do is get the kids to pull his finger!! Yes , he is a grown adult!

LMAO i had to bring this up too, funny

My guy can clear a room in record time. His idea of a good time is auto locking the windows while he is driving and choking evrybody to death. Eyes water, throat burns the whole works. I put a list in the fridge of offending foods and add to it daily. He also likes to use the facilities at his office, close the door behind him and casually return to his desk. It fills the office, foyer and all hallways leading elsewhere. This has somehow never caught up with him. Did I mention that he also has a nasty habit of calling me wherever I may be and telling me he has done it again and describing whatever reaction he has managed to witness?

I almost bought him the farting filter underwear. It actually has a charcoal filter to supress the smell. He wouldnt wear them though and it would cost a small fortune replacing filters. God forbid I had to be the one to change them too.

OK I am bored so I found this http://www.bathroomjokes.com/poop/list.htm

See what you started Montana?? Check out this site for some solutions.

http://www.fartypants.com/fartfilter.html

Originally posted by Hayseed Hannah See what you started Montana?? Check out this site for some solutions. http://www.fartypants.com/fartfilter.html

I am such a goof!!! I went looking for those and I couldn't find it thanx

Originally posted by Hayseed Hannah See what you started Montana?? Check out this site for some solutions. http://www.fartypants.com/fartfilter.html

Gotta order some up for the Mr Stinkypants here!
PU!!!!!!!

I'm sure someone else out there will understand my "situation". I've got 4 cats. There's always either one at my feet or on the chair beside me. Well I can't tell you how many times I've sat here...chatting with you guys and all of the sudden this "stench" permiates the air......le pew.............it's gotten so bad I've got a bottle of Calgon Body Mist beside me all the time so I can spray it into the air.

It's pretty bad when there's only you and the cat in the room, and you KNOW you didn't do anything!!!

Ah, but the fates sometimes prevail. My Hubby is lactose intolerant and loves the side effects. He often blows big honkers at home to get a rise out of me or the kids. However, recently at the grocery store, I had a little whoopsy honker jump out and my 3 year old immediately pointed at mister stinky and yelled "Daddeee! What do you say?" Gotta love that... Karma dudes.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by snagglepuss
I'm sure someone else out there will understand my "situation". I've got 4 cats. There's always either one at my feet or on the chair beside me. Well I can't tell you how many times I've sat here...chatting with you guys and all of the sudden this "stench" permiates the air......le pew.............it's gotten so bad I've got a bottle of Calgon Body Mist beside me all the time so I can spray it into the air.

It's pretty bad when there's only you and the cat in the room, and you KNOW you didn't do anything!!!


Do your cats drink milk if they do switch them to a lactose free product.