brining up stinkyness, I meet alot of different types of people at my work . There are always the few that have such a bad bad smell not B.O but a smell that they havent bathed in a very long time. Do you think that these people realize that they smell? I know for myself , I can always smell when I go a little "off".

Originally posted by Abilityzone In a huge way! We have a guy who works for me, who will remain nameless. Any Bob, the smelly, is notorious for letting out the most rank odours. He can clear the office in moments. I don't understand how he thinks he can get away with it! The entire admin office is about four hundred aquare feet! He has a sign at his desk that reads something like: Move mountains, create sonnets, enrich lives and you endure in anonymity ~ but fart just once!

Ok AZ, give it up, is BOB you? You have cleared out the office a few time....
Now my story.... The hospital shop.... my better half lets out a silent bomb... reeks the place out... turns to me and says "I thought the doctor said that would stop after the baby was born?" Needless to say, he is still quit sore....

Nice one, Sookie! I hope baby G doesn't have the dad's stinky gene!

Okay, I'm the guilty one here. I dunno what it is, (maybe the lactose intolerance) but I can clear a room in seconds (ask hubby). I would only do this at home, guys, so stay where you are.

I get gas pains like labour pains and when I say, "I need to go home NOW!" he knows to "Drive, MF, drive!!!". Okay, this is usually related to the squits, but it's prefaced by major flatulence.

I try to avoid spicy food. My philosophy on food is: "If it burns going in, it burns coming out".

Yes, now back to the subject of fahting, I've become less anal retentive of late. Where I used to hold it in and abandon my shopping cart for home, I now cruise the less travelled aisles and let the wind blow free so to speak. Hubby goes back for chips and I say, "Just keep moving, don't go back there."

The other day at the grocery store, I don't know what was wrong with me. They weren't stinkers, but I was popping them off like a rapid fire machine gun. I couldn't stop. I'm walking and putt-putting along, and I'm thinking, "What the hell? Why can't I stop?" They were squeaking out no matter how tight I clenched. Then I started laughing and it was "rip rip". Jeez! There was a guy behind me and everything!

What was the question? Oh yeah. Sorry, I just love this subject so much, don't get me started. So I've been stuck beside someone who has obviously farted too, and it's embarrassing. You're thinking, "What if it wasn't him and he thinks it's me?" But you don't want to mention it, because it was likely him. Some people just don't care. They just crack one off whenever it suits them. And some people like the smell of their own farts. I feel for you, Karen. Try sniffing some coffee beans or something. Cleanse the burnt nasal hairs.

Originally posted by bcmom Okay, I'm the guilty one here. I dunno what it is, (maybe the lactose intolerance) but I can clear a room in seconds (ask hubby). I would only do this at home, guys, so stay where you are. I get gas pains like labour pains and when I say, "I need to go home NOW!" he knows to "Drive, MF, drive!!!". Okay, this is usually related to the squits, but it's prefaced by major flatulence. I try to avoid spicy food. My philosophy on food is: "If it burns going in, it burns coming out". Yes, now back to the subject of fahting, I've become less anal retentive of late. Where I used to hold it in and abandon my shopping cart for home, I now cruise the less travelled aisles and let the wind blow free so to speak. Hubby goes back for chips and I say, "Just keep moving, don't go back there." The other day at the grocery store, I don't know what was wrong with me. They weren't stinkers, but I was popping them off like a rapid fire machine gun. I couldn't stop. I'm walking and putt-putting along, and I'm thinking, "What the hell? Why can't I stop?" They were squeaking out no matter how tight I clenched. Then I started laughing and it was "rip rip". Jeez! There was a guy behind me and everything! What was the question? Oh yeah. Sorry, I just love this subject so much, don't get me started. So I've been stuck beside someone who has obviously farted too, and it's embarrassing. You're thinking, "What if it wasn't him and he thinks it's me?" But you don't want to mention it, because it was likely him. Some people just don't care. They just crack one off whenever it suits them. And some people like the smell of their own farts. I feel for you, Karen. Try sniffing some coffee beans or something. Cleanse the burnt nasal hairs.

i have a question for you?have you had your gall bladder removed?

bcmom, you're killing me!

yick!
Then men in my house seem to think it is the FUNNYEST thing in the world to let out a "poofer". It tends to gross me out a little when they have the deadly fumes trailing them

Originally posted by blueeyes323 i have a question for you?have you had your gall bladder removed?

No...should I? I think it has a lot to do with a sensitive stomach. I do have mild ulcerative colitis, which seems to run in my family a bit. And lactose intolerance, although I do eat dairy products. I feel much better when I eat healthy and include more vegetables and fibre in my diet and less processed foods. My colon does a little happy dance. Mmmm, fluffy veggie farts...

Valley*Girl: My hubby is a bit more refined than that, but you are definitely describing my dad and my brother! They're the kind of guys who will woof one right in the vicinity of your face and die laughing while you die gasping. Are you sure you don't live in Kitchener?

Originally posted by bcmom Are you sure you don't live in Kitchener?

yep, Ottawa Valley here..... why can you smell my guys that far? (i wrote fart instead of far but decided to correct it ) *giggle*
I SWARE it is a guy thing!!!! gross! *gag*

Originally posted by Valley*Girl yep, Ottawa Valley here..... why can you smell my guys that far? (i wrote fart instead of far but decided to correct it ) *giggle* I SWARE it is a guy thing!!!! gross! *gag*

My brother and dad live in Kitchener...that's why on a hot day the air quality is bad. Luckily, they don't take transit, so the world is safe for one more day. I don't think they'd do it in public anyway. It's reserved for loved ones.

*laughing hard*
What a person will do for a loved one...*giggle* but there's got to be limits? yes? LOL

The worst is if you are sitting on public transit and the offender is standing near you.

Almost as bad (but not quite so bad by a small, small margin) are those people who sweat and don't know what deoderant is for. Or those people who wolf down garlic and onions and other strong spices and you wish you had extra strength clorets with you.

I want to win the lottery so I can forget the better way and travel all by my lonesome.

Originally posted by Peanuts I want to win the lottery so I can forget the better way and travel all by my lonesome.

oh oh oh I wanna win too...and then, if i did, I would market little bottles of spray stuff that makes stinky poofers go away! *hehehe*
(I think i just made my 111th POST!!!! )whoohooooooooooo

And what a great way to get your 111th post...writing about gas! Congrats!

Originally posted by bcmom And what a great way to get your 111th post...writing about gas! Congrats!

Won't my family be PROUD *laughing too hard to post this*
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH